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lol…… I know im blonde but am i turning into Dr dolittle or something…..

For the past few weeks at work we’ve had foxes, rabbits and all sorts of creatures coming to visit…

This morning my nanny rings and asks me what shopping i need (she always gets me odds and ends on a thursday and goes to my house to see Sandra) so i order salad and a chicken for tea as imgoing my fitness test at 6… sounds ok, the normal thing to order right…

Well i pulled into work and guess what sits there on the steps….. lol

A chicken !! hehehe

Hes so friendly but doesnt want to go home….. (and keeps pecking my nails) i thought it was the husband that got henpecked ..hehe

Weve fed it broad beans and ran up the road to buy it corn and now hes following me about everywhere ! bless it even tried to get in the toilet with me (you hear about 2 birds in loos together what they get up to)mmmmmmm

I went outside with a cuppa and the silly thing tries to sit on my lap… what is going on here, am i running a farm…….. lol

The postman came with the mail and instead of a wiggle today, in behind him walks the chicken into my office.. he obviously wants a job badly..lol

Anyway ive asked the chickens permission to use the photos and hes happy, so will now take over the modelling job for me, its definately skinnier than me and says it can do the job standing on one leg….lol (see photo)

It makes me think about all this diet lark, see how scrawny a bird can look if she doesnt look after herself properly….hehe

Anyway please let me introduce Vinny.. our new j-lou model and Jos new best friend ..

Theres no way i can go home tonight now and eat chicken salad…………

sexy bird at the office

update…
We went back out for our lunch but he had gone, left us to just our lonely selves… ive got no friends you know….

So upset as i was, i just thought id try calling him (not that i expected a chicken to answer to the name Vinny)

But he did !!! (no … hes a blonde too jokes here …..please)

And he comes running round the corner head proudly in the air………..and has brought his friend !! see he didnt do a runner, he likes me and just went to tell his friend about the friendly blonde thats stupid enough to sit there and feed him her dinner !

So after we fed them all our lunch, they are happily snuggled up on the steps and have gone to sleep…

Ahhh…

Im just praying my fox doesnt turn up for tea now..lol
two sexy birds at work

uk eurovision entry scooch flying the flag

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Eurovision 2007

This years Eurovision was won by Serbia by the strange butch singer surrounded by women dress up in ties, not quite as flash as the Silver Christopher Biggins look alike from Ukraine.

My personal vote was on Moldova, she was hot, even if I may say so myself.

One thing I did notice this year was the amount of songs sung in English, although English is one of the most spoken languages in the world and may be easier to understand for the voting point of view, I feel it takes identity away from each countries individuality, this is suppose to be Euro Vision and means we should interpret each countries uniqueness, just because you can not understand what they are singing about you can listen to the tone of the voice, the beat of the song and if the singer can hold a note.

Maybe the UK should sing in a foreign language as we don’t seem to win in English.

But thanks to the luck of the Irish how gave us 7 points, it gave us a boost up the board but sent Ireland to the bottom, now there’s logic for you. The UK got 12 points from Malta?

The Eurovision just seems to be a political fashion show step up the ladder to how is scratching who’s back.

When we were told we were to become part of the Europe and change into the Euro and pound we all kicked up a stink claiming it would lose our identity so should we even bother joining in with Eurovision as we don’t win, especially if the public voted for flying the flag, more like flying the the next flop entry for you, how did any one think we would win with that, or was it just as a joke knowing that we would not enter next year.

I find the only thing that inspires me to watch this exciting evenings worth of entertainment is good ol Terry Wogan, the sarcastic yet honest commentary is an uplifting boost to the commiserations we have to suffer from he results.

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big brother in china glass house artists

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A Chinese couple have decided to live in a glass house in China for a month in aid to show a work of performance art.

Ye Fu, a well-known performance artist in Beijing, recruited her fellow occupant Hairong Tiantian via the internet.

The two artists are to live like a couple for one month in this glass house with out venturing outside.

“I’m trying to express my views on the relations of couples in modern society, which seem transparent, but are blocked or separated by an unseen wall.”

The house is at Beijing’s 98 factory art gallery, it is an all glass room which is 12m by 12m and divided into two cells by a partitioning glass wall, the couple each occupy a room with out communicating.

 

The organiser Mt Huang announced that The doors have been sealed at each corner o the cell. There is a small hole which allows the artists to receive supplies, such as water and food from the outside world.

There is a toilet in each room which is surrounded by a pink curtain, all the waste is collected in plastic bag and sent out through the hole in the wall.

Mr Huang says “if they need a shower, we’ll put a hose through the hole”.

Chinas new network say the couple are keeping diaries of their experience and hope to publish a book on their release.

The outcome looks a little transparent, I know this is not quite reality tv but with know interaction between the two I can not really see how this portrays couples in modern society.

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imaginary friend for sale

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A man from Newport UK has tried to sell his imaginary friend on eBay, the listing does not appear to be there any more though but it is said to have attracted bid of more than £1,550.The sales pitch read: “My imaginary friend Jon Malipieman is getting to old for me now. I am 27 and I feel I am growing out of him”

“He is very friendly. Along with him, I will send you what he likes and dislikes, his favourite things to do and his personal self portrait.”

The seller who calls himself “thewildcrazyoli” received more than 20 questions from would be buyers

They included

Q: I’m tempted to bid but, if I won the auction, how would I know if he showed up? I just don’t want to get ripped off here. I hope you understand.

A: Yes, I understand. But I will not send you nothing, I will send you Jon conveniently folded in an envelope.

Q: Last time I bought someone’s imaginary friend, the friendship between us never materialised … in fact, he rarely came around and hardly spoke to me at all !!! Can you assure me Jon will be different?

A: Jon says: Yes I will be different. I love making new friends and would talk to you so much you would get sick of me! I would tell you all my hobbies, interests, likes, dislikes etc…

Q: If we don’t get along can I return him?

A: I’m sorry there are no refunds, but i can send you a new friend if he does not satisfy you.

Q: I’m quite musical but have no friends…does he play air guitar?

A: Yes, he’s a professional air guitar player, and he would love to be your friend.

Q: Is he single?

A: Yes, he is single at the moment. He used to be a bit of a player (well, a lot of one) but he has out grown that phase and is looking to settle down in a nice relationship.

If you missed this auction for a new friend there are others out there but you may find them a little difficult to find, some nice pictures of walls though.

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I found a penny today

laying on the ground.

But it’s not just a penny,

this little coin I’ve found.

angels and crystals

 Found pennies come from heaven,

that’s what my Grandpa told me.

He said Angels toss them down.

Oh, how I loved that story.

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He said when an Angel misses you,

they toss a penny down;

Sometimes just to cheer you up,

to make a smile out of your frown.

angels ffrom heaven

So, don’t pass by that penny

when you’re feeling blue.

It may be a penny from heaven

that an Angel’s tossed to you.

angels heaven clouds

So now pass this on to people you care about

and who you feel are Angels to you.

I just did.

An Angel is now watching over you.

Have A Great Day!

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