Womens Fashion By Joanne Louise

Gorgeous Diana Vickers looked demure in her cuddly Sober cricket jumper the other night and boy doesn’t she make them look the “in” sweater to wear for the winter season ahead.

The 21st century Hobo come flower power chick has a unique fashion sense that fashion houses are sure to be falling over themselves to sign.

Unique has to be the right  word to descibe this blonde 17-year-old especially with her Unique voice. If this girl wins the X factor competition you can be sure her style will be followed intensely.

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a rise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a rise..

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a rise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Breaks:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
 

We have always stated that companies that structure their sales around cheap clothing have never considered the impact to fellow humans regardless from which country the reside.

How can it be ethical to have the lowest retail prices available to consumers and then state that they are a fair trade company?

Primark have recently been given bad publicity with the apparent use of child labour on their products.. but were the manufacturers forced into this through a price driven ethos? or just greed.. Who knows but companies who promote themselves on price surely must be made accountable.

We all have our own thoughts but the consumer has to realise that although price is important they do have a choice. And that choice given that the retail industry is very competitive will ultimately have an impact on another individual.

It would be deemed as illegal to produce products in this country with the use of child labour, let alone the conditions which they are being produced.

Amy Winehouse’s father has spoken of his fears that the singer risks losing her award-winning voice and her life unless she kicks her drug habit.

In an interview with the Sunday Mirror, Mitch Winehouse said his daughter - who was rushed to hospital after collapsing last week - has developed the chronic lung disease emphysema, possibly brought on by smoking crack cocaine.

It has put in doubt Winehouse’s appearance at the Nelson Mandela birthday concert in Hyde Park on Friday with concerns that she may also pull out of Glastonbury the following day.

The extent of her health concerns were outlined by Mr Winehouse in the interview. He told the Sunday Mirror that doctors said if the singer had continued in the way she was going, she would have ended up an invalid.

He said: “She’s got emphysema. It’s in its early stages, but had it gone on for another month they painted a very vivid picture of her sitting there with a mask on her face struggling to breathe.”

Mr Winehouse added that smoking crack and cigarettes had meant that her lungs were “all gunked up”, saying: “The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her.”

The concerned father said his daughter had vowed to stay clean and has started a drug replacement programme. But he fears the circles she moves in could lure her back to substance abuse.

Mr Winehouse said: “I’m saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they’ve got to take responsibility. I don’t want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either. What hope does she have if people are taking drugs around her?”

It is now almost two years since the jazz chanteuse’s last studio album, the critically-acclaimed Back to Black. And fans will be further frustrated if Winehouse is forced to pull out of her forthcoming engagements.

No mention was made by her father of the Mandela gig, but he said he hoped she would make Glastonbury the following day.

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