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Do you want a piece of me asks Britney, she wants starbucks to give her more, coffe that is

Ricky Martin looks like a flower but picks his nose like a be, what every you do dont drop it on me

Has Jade Goody taken up puppetry, it looks like she has Pinocchio on her lap, at least with a puppet you can control what it says.

No that Tony Blair is not PM he feels lighter on his feet, so much so he thinks he is tinkerbell and can fly round the pool

Lily Allen has drivin me wild, trying to knock em out, she’s not big but she’s alright

Rhys Ifans human nature streetlife fashion is second to none, here hegoes large and lives up to his name of Eyeball Paul

Paris has woken up from her American Dreams to tell us whats the hottie and the nottie, with that hair she could be raising hel en back.

Calum Best left alone loitering in doorways, for a moment there we though it was Angus Deaton turned emo

Samanda can be seen having fun on their big banana, lifes fantastic when you sit o n plastic, go barbie girls

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Scream if you want to go faster, Im not getting off this jet ski until it starts raing men.

Britney is feeling a bit down, maybe cause she has tripped over her bottom lip, she could be a little bit Intimidated or just a little crazy.

Paris takes her doggie bags for a walk lets hope it does not rain, she may step in a poodle.

David is a hoffing and a puffing as he tries a fugitives run back in time for baywatch. Still he could be in time for americas got talent, at least he is still standing this time.

Sophie Ellis Bexter is either practising for  a gurniing competition or just spotted some murder on the dance floor.

If I were CourtKnee Cox I would want to scream with those knobblers, she could be going through the big change, Im sure her friends will stand by her.

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Seány O’Kane confirms the minute of fame he got from Big Brother, or by the looks of him is it the peace sign, who nows, not seany.

Is this Bagney Spears with this fashion sense it could be a Federline affence to wear just a hand bag out

Speaking of sex slurrs Bill Murray  are you here to tell me a tail of two kitties or just supply me with coffee and cigarettes, im sorry think we got lost in translation.

Danielle Lloyd usually has lots of Wag and Glamour, but with those hairy arm pits, it looks more loike a Rocky Horror Picture Show to me.

Jude Law looks a little like a sleuth in his blueberry nights cardigan, he really is having a series of unfortunate events.

Jason Donovan is taking a stroll to find any dream that will do or in the conflict of interest maybe just bigger fish to fry

Liam Gallaghers There We were Now Hair we are really makes him a house band name he definately maybe might live forever

George Clooney is suffering Intolerable Cruelty, having travelled the oceans thirteen he ends up being a giant womens puppet.

Can I get theses glasses in pink asks Becks, I would like to have them fora perfect night in with the misses.

Sophie Anderton can go off like popcorn, now shes been a celebrity and shes out of here, she at least remembers that a ciggie goes in the mouth and not the nostrils.

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Johnny Depp Talks To Fans At The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Pemiere
Fans Eagerly awaited the arrival of Johnny Depp along the red carpet at the premiere of his newest film
Johnny Depp chatted with fans despite heavy rain, hundreds of people queued in London’s Leicester Square, which was decked out with Gothic-style lampposts and hanging lights for the occasion, to wait for the heart-throb actor to appear.
Johnny stars alongside Helena Bonham-Carter and Alan Rickman in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, his sixth collaboration with director Tim Burton.
Asked why he thought the pairing between the two was so successful, he merely pointed at Tim and said: “Tim. Tim is what makes it special, I love to work with him.”
Sweeney Todd is the gore-filled musical tale of a murderous London barber bent on revenge and his landlady, Mrs Lovett, who decides to dispose of bodies by putting them into pies.
Helena, who appeared in a red silk ruched dress, found she was pregnant with her second child while filming.
“I wouldn’t recommend it,” she said. “I would have to concentrate and it was difficult, especially when I was suffering with morning sickness.”
The premiere was attended by a host of celebrities, including Rachel Stevens, Christopher Biggins and Fiona Bruce.

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Matthew Perry is praying to the gods above for more friends as he exits studio 60 on the sunset strip, maybe he is just searching for the beginning of wisdom.

Paris Hilton has clearly lost her voice as she prints her thoughs on her clothes, besides there is no point following her when you can sit at home and look her up on the web.

Sven cor blimey ericson this water is cold gasps Nancy Dell’Olio thats some sports relief she was not expecting.

Mick Jagger is running through the routine for jumping jack flash or is it every body was kung fu fighting still a rolling stone gathers no moss.

Kylie wont get a red blooded man looking like that, I mean shes still standing but the body language is all wrong, I bet she will still make sweet music after dark though

Ohhh what christmas tree has this fairy landed, ymca trying to confuse us Julian Clary have you given up desperately seeking roger or are you just having a sticky moment.

Joss Stone has fallen of her joss sticks, but at least with those crutches she can stir it up, so lets all give her a piece of our heart and stop diggin on her.

Jessica Simpson has just realised her blonde ambition of being a major movie star, so is this the look of employee of the month or has she slipped into the twilight zone.

Who is she, im sooooo cold, have Nikki and Jade got together to be the new little and large, either way its a comedy act just watching this pair, and Im not talking about Jades chest.

I wouldnt bother Chanelle Lee Ryans thoughts towards your glamour is not quite on the same wave length maybe you should try someone else to get Ziggy with it.

Again Abi thinks her Tit is a muss, is that why Christian Slater is telling you the ten commandments, not that it would make any difference I mean exercise video in stillettos.

her Jude shoes he is a law unto himself and has become a weather man, here you can see clouds breaking and entering her and should expect some blueberry nights.

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