Do you want a piece of me asks Britney, she wants starbucks to give her more, coffee that is
Ricky Martin looks like a flower but picks his nose like a bee…
Has Jade Goody taken up puppetry, it looks like she has Pinocchio on her lap, at least with a puppet you can control what it says.
No that Tony Blair is not PM he feels lighter on his feet, so much so he thinks he is tinkerbell and can fly round the pool
Lily Allen has driven them wild, trying to knock em out, she’s not big but she’s alright
Rhys streetlife fashion is second to none, here he goes large and lives up to his name of Eyeball Paul
Paris has woken up from her American Dreams to tell us whats the hottie and the nottie, with that hair she could be raising hell and back.
Callum Best left alone loitering in doorways, for a moment there we though it was Angus Deaton turned emo
Samanda can be seen having fun on their big banana, lifes fantastic when you sit on plastic, go barbie girls