Johnny Depp has unveiled details of the latest Pirates Of The Caribbean movie - albeit in the guise of the drunken pirate he plays in it, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Depp revealed his character for the fourth in the salty seadog franchise
In full costume, speaking in his pitch-perfect English accent and swigging from a bottle of rum, he confirmed the rumours that Penelope Cruz was to be his co-star in On Stranger Tides and gave a clue as to what the plot would be about.

With the instantly-recognisable Klaus Badelt-penned score in the background, Sparrow says: ‘You may have heard whisperings and rumours that Captain Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew, to undertake a voyage to the fountain of youth – Not true! Course not!
‘But even if it weren’t not true, you wouldn’t be interested in joining me would you!? Eh? No? Thought not.
‘I do admit, that they’d be very substantial dangers along the way. Including, but not limited to: zombies, cutthroats, mermaids, and a vicious and vivacious Penelope Cruz. Which is why I’m not going! No sir. It’s impossible to find the place anyway.
‘No-one knows where it is. Of course, they’d have to have a bloody map. Or a Bloody Mary. Or both. Which is not a bad idea in fact, a Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all round! It’s on the mouse. Barman!’

Cruz - who in real life, recently married long-term love and fellow actor Javier Bardem - plays Angelica, a woman from Sparrow’s past, and obviously, the love interest in the movie.
According to the synopsis already released by the film’s producers, Walt Disney Pictures (hence Depp’s Mickey Mouse joke), Captain Jack Sparrow can’t decide if it’s love, or if she’s a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth.

When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship of pirate Blackbeard (played by former Lovejoy star Ian McShane), Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.
The fourth movie in the ‘Pirates’ franchise also sees the return of stars Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa and Kevin McNally as Gibbs.
It’s the follow-up to 2007’s At World’s End, which is the eighth biggest-grossing movie of all time, taking a whopping £621,000,000 at the box office.

This time, it’s directed by Rob Marshall, the man behind the Oscar-winning film adaptation of Chicago, which saw Catherine Zeta Jones lift the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress.
2006’s Dead Man’s Chest meanwhile is the third highest-grossing movie of all time, taking an enormous £689,166,347.
Depp has most recently been on our screens as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s production of Alice In Wonderland. He’s also just finished filming The Tourist, a thriller in which he co-stars with Angelina Jolie, which hits our screens next spring.
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides meanwhile opens on May 20, 2011.

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Cheryl Cole is reportedly scared that Simon  will give her X Factor judges job to Nicole Scherzinger. Nicole  was originally booked to replace Dannii Minogue at this year’s Manchester auditions and give her a well earned maternity break. However, when Cheryl Cole was hospitalised with malaria and ordered to take an extended break from all work commitments, the Pussycat Doll welcomed a return to keep Cheryls seat warm at the bootcamp stages in London

Dannii Minogue is scheduled to return to The X Factor later this summer, however insiders say the star is worried about uprooting her family and moving to the UK for six months.
The Australian presenter is currently enjoying some maternity leave, after giving birth to her first child Ethan earlier this month. Dannii is due to film the judges houses stage of the show at her new home in Melbourne in August/September and to return to the UK for live shows in October, however friends close to the star say that she is starting to have second thoughts…

Nicole Scherzinger has reportedly used her time on The X Factor well and managed to convince Simon Cowell to change the format slightly on the age groups.
The Pussycat Doll singer who is currently standing in for Cheryl at the bootcamp stage of the show, as Cheryl recovers from Malaria is said to have convinced Mr Cowell to change the age limit of the older group of contestants from 25 to 28.
A show insider told The Sun, “There was no way Cheryl was going to be able to do Boot Camp, despite being on the mend”. Nicole was great in Manchester and Simon really likes her.
“She knows Wembley will be a tough gig, but she’s proved she’s feisty and entertaining.”

All we can say is Cheryl’s shoes arent easily filled but Nicole does have something in common she and Cheryl do share…. That being the public thumbs up Derek partnership.

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Doctors have told Cheryl Cole to eat more and do less. As well as working on the X Factor, she has been promoting her solo career, touring, and recording her second album.An X Factor source told the Mail that sometimes, Cheryl would find it hard to find time to have food during the day so stuck to snacking on sweets and Coke to give her some energy..
They believe her diet and work schedule have severely weakened her immune system, making it harder for the singer to recover from malaria.

Simon Cowell is said to be in constant contact with Cheryl, who is “perky and on the mend” from malaria.
The X Factor high waisted trouser man revealed fellow judge Cheryl had text him to say that she was feeling better.
He said yesterday: “I had a text from her last night. She says she is better and feeling perky. She wants to come back to work but I need to talk to her about when that’s going to be.”
Cheryl, 27, was struck down by the disease after holidaying in Tanzania three weeks ago with her friend Derek Hough, 25.
Last Friday she was allowed out of intensive care at University College Hospital London, where specialists helped her see off the disease. Now Cheryl is resting at a private hospital in the capital. We all wish you a speedy recovery Cheryl..

That lucky mosquito must have been singing for joy getting so close to such a beauty.

 And it just goes to prove ” Everyone wants a piece of Cheryl Cole ”..

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