Womens Fashion By Joanne Louise

Britney says my only wish this year is for my pooch to pass his driving test with flying pink colours, that way he can gimme  more lifts to places

Pete finds a different kind of ride to endure, with that shade he is turning it will be better when the lights go out.

Kylie can’t get it out of her head that she has to take the pedestrian route, I bet that makes her feel a bit wow wow wow wow, thats ok we believe in you.

Prince Harry looks like he is having a party at the palace, we who else could pull off that rugger’ed look

Goldie looks like she has come from out of town, bet she does not feel hawny, or prehaps she h as been living it up with the banger sisters.

Im a celebrity I should have xcess to all areas, if not get me out of here Faith Brown tells David Gest, you gotta have faith, he replies.

Oh shamore, we had better fill him in to remember to stand away from the door before he opens it, guess that is not the key to his heart.

Amy Winehouse is getting ready for her new role as Pepe Le Peu’s girlfriend, as pepe keeps asking will you love me tomorrow, she replies you know im no good

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