Archive for December, 2007
The Fashion Police Are Here Again
DRESS TO IMPRESS THIS CHRISTMAS AND OUT SHINE THE STARS.
The H-Man Cometh Vince Vaughn, quick into the wild with you before you are outsourced, and remember your dodgeball.
Lily Allen seems sometimes a fantasy, as for being knocked up she looks more like she has been sedated, I know recycling bags is a good thing but surely public transport would be better.
Leonardo DiCaprio has become the departed on this ride as he shouts catch me if you can, its not the rise of Theodore Roosevelt he needs to worry about its the rise of the last thing he ate.
No Im not a samuri warriors or one of those hustler doll states Kelly Osbourne, I know I look a little Freaky Die Freaky but you must be trippin.
Juliette Lewis has been awake from dusk till dawn, can you tell, with this indian get up she is a natural born killer, but if she runs fast enough she could be the Aurora Borealis.
Yes I am Beautiful not matter what you say, Christina Aguilera does not want to slow down baby, she says nobody wants to be lonely and with this picture of me on my phone I never will be.
Celebrity Fashion Snaps
Has Liam Gallagher definately maybe heard that posh wants her bob hair style back, lord dont slow me down, if I move any slower I will probably stop.
Michael Schumacher almost shows us his fomula one, you are in a boat not a car now Michael, put your gear stick away.
Sarah Ferguson Dutchess of York looks a little shrink rapped, maybe she needs a lift from budgie the little helicopter.
Michelle Scott-Lee says I know I appeared on loose women but dont call me stupid I always keep my batteries there.
Martin Freeman looks like he is in some hot fuzz, has he been done for breaking and entering, maybe he has been caught in the all together rubbish of lonely hearts.
Hugh Grant looks simply divine, do you know theres something about that boy that makes him a persuader, but with that hair style he looks more like he is on the edge of reason.
