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britney spears

Sorry doctor, I am no surgeon its just I have put my knickers on wrong, which makes a change as I usually dont even remember to put any on.

Helena Christensen

I dont beleive it, Helena Christensen and partner Michael debating the importance of being famous, they do both look a little unzipped, maybe is from the march of the anal sadistic warrior.

jayne middlemiss

Im a celeb crisp ty get me outta here, shouts Jayne Middlemiss snack,  shes gotta have it, its what women want. If she is a loose woman, you can test drive my girlfriend.

Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey looks in his glory days here, he is still trying to lose a guy in 10 days, but with that surfer due body he is a tropic thunder waiting to hammer down on the ghosts of girlfriends past.

robbie williams

Has Williams been Robbed of his assets, It’s De-Lovely that you still want to entertain us but you should really put up a hasard before you scratch the crown jewels

amy winehouse
Do do do the funky gibbon or are you trying to be red from fraggle rock, more like the orges, just think of poor sprocket, one look at her and he would be down the fraggle hole like a ferret up a drain pipe.

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