Tue 25 Sep 2007

Sex Theme Park Amora
The Sex Theme Park Amora, Located in the Trocadero Centre In the Heart of London opened its sex academy doors in April 2007.
This London attraction has been launched so we can all learn to do it a little bit better. This is the first major attraction to be totally dedicated to sex, giving a deeper insight into humans, relationships and their sexual needs.
My partner and myself visited this growing attraction early September 2007.
You are given a potable listening device so as you walk round, certain exhibits have numbers next to them and you can enter the corresponding number to listen to more in depth information about the piece.
The Theme park is suppose to have high tech exhibits and interactive displays, hardly anything worked, the spanking machine soared as soon as you hit it, and I know that people like it harder.
I did find the moulding wall quite fascinating to look at, both male and female casts of their genitals had been moulded and mounted on the wall in all heights of sensations shall we say. Nice to see others so you don’t feel weird yourself, I would ask that anyone looking at this exhibit be careful of the one on the bottom left, I nearly had my eye out. Even behind the barrier.
Also the orgasm televisions are worth a quick peek, I never realised how much in pain people do look when reaching climax, no wonder men don’t know if they are doing it right. (just carry on until we slap you)
Unless you want to read all the nitty gritty bits, we were both quite disappointed at the event as we done the whole thing in about half an hour, and that’s pacing ourselves. If you are a virgin or very very sexually naïve I would suggest trying this out as it is very placid and tame, just the thing to start you off on your journey, on the other hand if you know what a 69 is, then go round the corner to the sex shop you will learn more.
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