September 2007


RIHANNA UMBRELLS SONG LYRICS

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Rihanna - Umbrella

You had my heart
We’ll never be worlds Apart
They be in magazines
But You’ll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
you can’t see shiny cars
That’s when you need me there
With you i’ll always Share
Because

[CHORUS]
When the sun Shine
We shine Together
Told you i’ll be here Forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
So come on out and stick it out till the end
Now that it’s raining more then ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

Cause everything
Will never come in between
Your apart of my Entity
Here for infinity
When the war has delt it’s part
when the world has delt it’s card
If the hand is hard
Together we’ll messure
Because
[CHORUS]
When the sun Shine
We shine Together
Told you i’ll be here Forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
So come on out and stick it out till the end
Now that it’s raining more then ever

Know that we’ll still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

[BRIDGE]
You can run into my arms
it’s okay don’t be alarmed
(Come into me)
(there’s no distance in between our love)
So, Go on and let the Rain pour
I’ll be all you need and more
Because

[CHORUS]
When the sun Shine
We shine Together
Told you i’ll be here Forever
Said I’ll always be your friend
So come on out and stick it out till the end
Now that it’s raining more then ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)

It’s raining
Oh baby it’s raining
Baby Come Into me
Come into me
It’s raining
Oh baby it’s raining
You can always come into me

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Fashion Flops Are Us.

geri halliwell

See a penny pick it up all the day you’ll still have a penny, best you find some work soon Geri, the money must be running out, or is it just the parking meter. penny lancaster and rod stewart

Do you think Im sexy, well penny obviously does with faith of the heart, you two are definitely sailing.

mel b

Mel B is certainly a seat filler here, while she Love Thy Neighbor, is she telling lies or just butn it from both ends, either way looks like it’s a Creche Landing.charlize theron

Charlize Theron looks like she is just waking up in Reno, we know shes no monster but she could be mistaken for sleep walking out of the salon, but did she have the brazilian job done.

sienna miller

If your names not down you aint coming it, oh poor sienna, p diddys party is not for you tonight, now if you had said you were the toilet roll cover you may have had the best seat in the house.

britney spears

Britney sings my girl lollipop for Simon Cowell to audition for the X Faxtor or maybe she just wants to be a slave for you.  Should we just  let you be, nnahh that’s crazy, let hit you one more time.

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Fashion Police Pictures

Jocelyn Wildenstein

After countless times under the knife to look more cat like Jocelyn Wildenstein looks more dog faced nowadays, and who said dogs look like their owns poor thing (the dog that is)

charlotte church

Is Charlotte Church in aid of a walker to battle the crisp crunching crimes that haunt her.

colin farrell

Colin Farrell seems in his pride and glory, looks like he has ordered the special of the day from this restaurant.

jude law

Does Jude Law look as though he has found the road to perdition or is he just trying his nose up at an enemy at the gates, with that face he is closer to a sleuth than Alfie before.

ricky martin

Ricky Martin has found a new habit, although he is a born romantic he has shown his private emotion for Livin’ La Vida Loca.

ben affleck

Ben Affleck is usually a Man about town, but he’s gone for the daredevil approach to try out a new attack for pearl harbour, its good will surfing.

posh and becks

David is certainly living the dream here, is it due to Posh realising she’s the new girl, maybe its time to organise a sleepover.Dresses

absolut ice bar london

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An Ice Experience

The Absolute Ice Bar is located in Heddon Street Just of Regent Street in London. It is the first UK permanent Ice bar and is kept at a temperature of –5 all year round.


We visited the Ice Bar early September to enter a room made of ice and sculpted as the London theme, every thing apart from the floor and ceiling was ice, they had carved London underground maps as features and a full size telephone box. Even the glasses are made of ice.

ice glasses ice bar london


Every 6 months the bar and theme is melted down and completely redesigned.  Entrance to the Absolut Ice Bar is £12.00GBP some weekdays and £15.00 GBP on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Entrance include

Hire of a Designer thermal cape to keep you warm on entry

Personal ice glass, which you must keep hold of, if broken or lost a new one will cost you an extra £4.00 (not including refill)

Choice of Vodka cocktail in your ice glass (first drink free)(or non-alcoholic drink)

Vodka cocktail refill £6.00 GBP, Non-alcoholic refill £3.00 GBP


Reservations is not mandatory but is very highly advised as it is very popular, especially as you can keep revisiting due to the every changing theme so not just a once in a life time experience.

ice telephone box ice bar london


You can also have a drink in the warm bar upstairs or combine your ice experience with a meal afterwards in their restaurant downstairs called below zero.  While the ice bar is being revamped they do hold entertainment evenings during this time.


If there is one thing you should do, it is visit this place, especially if you can not afford to fly to the Ice Hotel for the full experience.

 

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sex theme park london

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Sex Theme Park Amora

  

The Sex Theme Park Amora, Located in the Trocadero Centre In the Heart of London opened its sex academy doors in April 2007.

  

This London attraction has been launched so we can all learn to do it a little bit better. This is the first major attraction to be totally dedicated to sex, giving a deeper insight into humans, relationships and their sexual needs.

  

My partner and myself visited this growing attraction early September 2007.

You are given a potable listening device so as you walk round, certain exhibits have numbers next to them and you can enter the corresponding number to listen to more in depth information about the piece.

  

The Theme park is suppose to have high tech exhibits and interactive displays, hardly anything worked, the spanking machine soared as soon as you hit it, and I know that people like it harder.

  

I did find the moulding wall quite fascinating to look at, both male and female casts of their genitals had been moulded and mounted on the wall in all heights of sensations shall we say. Nice to see others so you don’t feel weird yourself, I would ask that anyone looking at this exhibit be careful of the one on the bottom left, I nearly had my eye out. Even behind the barrier.

  

Also the orgasm televisions are worth a quick peek, I never realised how much in pain people do look when reaching climax, no wonder men don’t know if they are doing it right. (just carry on until we slap you)

  

Unless you want to read all the nitty gritty bits, we were both quite disappointed at the event as we done the whole thing in about half an hour, and that’s pacing ourselves. If you are a virgin or very very sexually naïve I would suggest trying this out as it is very placid and tame, just the thing to start you off on your journey, on the other hand if you know what a 69 is, then go round the corner to the sex shop you will learn more.

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