Womens Fashion By Joanne Louise

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Quick call A&E, Ellen Pompeo has got a fashion emergency,give her70 ml ofsytle sense and a chic transfusion, hurry befoeshe flatlines.

Alice Evans really was the icing on the cake at the 2007movie awards, is like a frill ensemble of snow flakescross grannies shower curtain finished of with red magic shoes, if there is noplacelike home, maybe you should have stayed there.

Melissa George looks like she is dressing away from home not the other way round, stop look smock you don’t look like an angel now.

Help Sienna Miller needs somebody and not just anybody, think she has taken tips out of bananarama’s wardrobe and quick before people think those orange jeans are traffic cones.

Miss USA seems to be supporting a very british look as a dolly toilet roll cover, either that or she is hoping to get arole in the next Jane Austin movie, is that why you are wearing flock wallpaperto blend in with the Edwardian theme.

Jordan likes to think of herself as being a landmark, dont think the Statue Of Liberty Would agree, but with those watermelon boobs the hands of justice would weigh out the pros and cons equally.

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Bai Ling may be a Shanghai Baby but looks more like a gath vampire, thought they were cold bloody, do they need leg warmers?

Lady Victoria Hervey is hardly keeping her profile under wraps and is certainly trying to keep a breast of the action, watch put loveJordan may want her dress back.

Avril Lavigne looks like she has been spun right round baby, like a record, actually there is a simularity there to Pete Burns.

 

Jodie Marsh thinks she looks a belter in this punky wedding outfit, if she is not careful she could be in big bother rather than big brother.

Janet No Street Sense Porter may write columns but she does not have to look like one,maybe she wants a role in Gladiator.

Lindsay Lohan is not so much looking like a mean girl but a dream girl, Oh Jason Donovans asking for his coat back by the way before he sees the flash of lights and clash of drums.ladies tops

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Tilda Swinton, has she come as the Lion, the Witch or the wardrobe, she may have dressed in the shadows by she certainly came in front of them rather that come like a shadow.

Eva Mendes looks a bit out of time with this wild side outfit, maybe shes hinting to be the next celebrity get meout of here.

Caprice seems to be spitting feathers at this red carpet due, although her aim can not be very good they have all stuck to her legs.

Sharon Stone looks like she has taken the place of when a man falls in the forrest, I guess this is her Basic Instinct but she had  better not sit still for too long, people may think she is a broken flower

Naomi Campbell has gonefrom picking up garbage to wearing it,quick give her the phone back so she can get in touch with her stylist before she goes for the black bin liners.

Britney has lost the Mickey Mouse look and has gone to her next hero Popeye, whos next Brutus or olive oil, well one thing you can say is that her style is a little Wimpy

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