May 2007


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ABI TITMUSS FASHION FLOP

Abi is making a Titmuss of herself, the work out video obviously has not worked as her assets look like they are having difficulty breathing in what looks to me amini wedding dress.

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BRITNEY SPEARS FASHIONO FLOP

Oh Britney it looks like you have been hit one more time, by the fashion fuggle stick. We hate to take the Mickey but with those glasses you do look a bit like a Minnie mouse. You are a fashion Mali Boo Hoo.

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FEARNE COTTON FASHION FLOP

Fearne has not cotton-ed on that you can n ot just pull any old thing out or your wardrobe even though you did speak or England in the Eurovision, at less your clothes reflected the song.

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HOLLY WILLOUGHBY FASHION FLOP

Will-ough-by-leive what Holly is wearing, it’s a x-perimental material ministry of mayhem, she has certainly gone from gunge to grunge.

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JADE PICKETT SMITH FASHION FLOP

It’s a low down dirty shame that Jada Pinkett Smith stepped out of the house looking like men in black, seems like her wardrobe has been Bamboozled.

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KONNIE HUQ FASHION FLOP

Konnie Hug looks as though she has been dragged through a bush back wards, we are sorry to say that you are not in the UK top40 this week

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love bug vibrator banned in cyprus

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A British made vibrator which is radio controlled has been banned in Cyprus as it was branded a threat to national security.

The military in Cyprus are concerned by the sex toy’s electronic waves which may disrupt the armys radio frequencies on the island.

A spokes person for makers of Ann Summers confirmed its Love Bug 2 which is a small egg shaped device operated by a remote control was on sale everywhere in Europe apart form Cyprus.

He said that “The remote The remote control only has a range of 6m. We have still been selling them in Cyprus, but with a warning urging Cypriots not to use it unless they travel abroad.”

In the promotional literature the company describes the device as a “deceptively powerful matt silver love egg” and then later adding “Not for use in Cyprus”.

the military officals have refused to comment on the reasons of the ban, but communications with the government and works ministry said it had been a purely military decision.

A spokesman said: “We never even saw them: they were banned before we even had a chance to check them. But if issues of national security are at stake then that is not surprising.

“The military does operate on a different frequency to the general frequency, but they do not share that information for obvious reasons. Only they would have been able to decide what SRDs (Small Range Devices) might be a threat and what to do about it.”

Lizzie Eddleston from Ann Summers’s UK press office said: “It is a shame but we have to honour the request and have made it clear that the Love Bug is not for sale in Cyprus.

“We have been told the electronic waves given off by the Love Bug would affect military frequencies, but we have told locals that we have a lot of other devices that are not banned which will satisfy their needs. After all, it’s better to make love, not war.”

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johnny depps daughters recovery

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Johnny Depp has share his relief of his daughters recovery form a serious illness.

Lily-Rose Johnny Depps daughter gad been taken into the London hospital at the end of February while he was filming the movie Sweeney Todd at Pinewood Studios.

It was reported that the illness was e-coli poisoning rom The Daily Mirror.

Johnny Depp who is 43, told the newspaper “It was a very bumpy patch, but she has come through beautifully and unscathed and she is now as healkty as she always was.”

“It was a reminder to us of how lucky we are to be able to breathe, walk, talk, think and surround ourselves with people we love.”

Lily-Rose is Vanessa Paradis 34 long term girlfriend to Johnny and they also have John Jack their 4 year old son.

Depp added: “What got us through this wasn’t the strength of Vanessa or me but our daughter and her incredible ability to make us feel OK even though she was very unwell. She was super-strong.”

Johnny Depp plays the murderous barber Sweeney Todd, also known as Benjamin Barker in his lastest film due to be shown early next year.

The film also stars Helena Bonham Carter and Alan Rickman is being directed by Johnny’s favourite Tim Burton.

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blair to stand down

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Blair set to announce resignation

Tony Blair is expected to standing down as Labour leader after a decade in Downing Street, paving the way for Gordon Brown to succeed him as Prime Minister.

Mr Blair will first tell Cabinet colleagues of his intentions at their regular Thursday morning meeting at No 10, then travel to his Sedgefield, Co Durham, constituency to make a public pronouncement.

Weeks of speculation over the timing were ended by the PM’s official spokesman, who told reporters: “There will be a Cabinet at 9 o’clock. I don’t think that will be quite as long as usual.

“The Prime Minister will then go elsewhere to make an announcement and that will be all that happens. There will be nothing said in Downing Street.”

Mr Blair remains as Labour leader until his successor is formally elected at a special party conference, and as Prime Minister until he hands in his seals of office to the Queen.

Labour’s National Executive Committee will meet within 72 hours of the confirmation to agree the exact timetable for an election to replace both Mr Blair and his deputy John Prescott.

The whole election process will take about seven weeks, meaning Mr Brown - if he is elected - will take office some time in late June or early July.

Mr Prescott announced at Labour’s annual conference last September that he would quit at the same time as the Prime Minister. A report in The Sun newspaper suggests Mr Prescott will delay his own announcement until Sunday.

It was confirmed that former Labour MP Chris Leslie will run the logistical side of the Brown campaign, working under Commons leader Jack Straw.

The Chancellor is likely to face only a token left-wing challenge from either backbencher John McDonnell or former minister Michael Meacher. The two will announce which of them is to try to stand against the Chancellor.

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