imaginary friend for sale

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A man from Newport UK has tried to sell his imaginary friend on eBay, the listing does not appear to be there any more though but it is said to have attracted bid of more than £1,550.The sales pitch read: “My imaginary friend Jon Malipieman is getting to old for me now. I am 27 and I feel I am growing out of him”

“He is very friendly. Along with him, I will send you what he likes and dislikes, his favourite things to do and his personal self portrait.”

The seller who calls himself “thewildcrazyoli” received more than 20 questions from would be buyers

They included

Q: I’m tempted to bid but, if I won the auction, how would I know if he showed up? I just don’t want to get ripped off here. I hope you understand.

A: Yes, I understand. But I will not send you nothing, I will send you Jon conveniently folded in an envelope.

Q: Last time I bought someone’s imaginary friend, the friendship between us never materialised … in fact, he rarely came around and hardly spoke to me at all !!! Can you assure me Jon will be different?

A: Jon says: Yes I will be different. I love making new friends and would talk to you so much you would get sick of me! I would tell you all my hobbies, interests, likes, dislikes etc…

Q: If we don’t get along can I return him?

A: I’m sorry there are no refunds, but i can send you a new friend if he does not satisfy you.

Q: I’m quite musical but have no friends…does he play air guitar?

A: Yes, he’s a professional air guitar player, and he would love to be your friend.

Q: Is he single?

A: Yes, he is single at the moment. He used to be a bit of a player (well, a lot of one) but he has out grown that phase and is looking to settle down in a nice relationship.

If you missed this auction for a new friend there are others out there but you may find them a little difficult to find, some nice pictures of walls though.

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