March 2007
Monthly Archive
Wed 28 Mar 2007
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Someone warn the US what they are letting themselves in for, Jordan mania is about to hit their coastline. US channel.
E! Entertainment have brought the rights to screen all three of Jordan’s ITV2 reality TV series, which follows Jordan’s relationship with tan-tastic Peter Andre from first date to wedding and children.
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The shows are set to be screened as a direct rivak to Posh (Victoria Adams- Beckham) and Beck’s new reality TV show, which will ollow their move to LA, as planned by NBC.
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“We realised that this was a really fun couple and theu really gave all access, In the US it is getting a little harder to get the full access to celebrities lives†said E1 executive Cyndi McClellan on the decision to show Jordan’s trio of TV ‘classics’ – When Jordan met Peter, Jordan and Peter laid bare, and Jordan and Peter marriage and mayhem.
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Just what the American audience will make of the busty model and her chessey spouse is anyone’s guess.
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Forget Brad and Angelina, Jordan and Peter could take over as the hottest couple in LA.
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London Underground (LU) has condemned the action of a stuntman who skied down a Tube escalator.Â
Norwegian Peter Olenick hurtled down a 300ft escalator at Angel station in north London in a filmed display which was shown on the internet.Â
LU said: “This is a dangerous, stupid and irresponsible act that could have resulted in serious injury or death to not only the individual concerned but also other passengers.Â
“LU will press for the police to take the strongest possible action against anyone attempting a similar act on the Tube network.”Â
The film of the stunt was shot from a camera in the man’s helmet.Â
The producer of the film said other people were not in danger as friends of the stuntman had warned passengers away.Â
British Transport Police is understood to be looking into the incident.Â
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Episode 9
Tuesday, 27 March
There are just five challenges remaining and with the score 4-2 to Better Half, this week’s task is more crucial than ever.
As the girls gather for their meeting, one WAG is absent as Charlotte (Better Half) is ill. But the girls refuse to let it deter them which is just as well as the challenge is an especially hard one - to sell a range of Isabella Oliver maternity wear for just one day. It will require all the skills they’ve learnt so far and more than a bit of hard work.
But, as Jadene (Better Half) and Nicola T (Bows) are revealed as this week’s shop managers, there is a twist and it is one that the girls were definitely not anticipating.
For this challenge, the managers will be swapping shops with Nicola taking on the Better Half boutique and Jadene in charge of Bows (and with it, the handful that is Michaela!)
There is one other rule this week - the managers can’t nominate themselves for the challenges. So, for Bows, the challengers are Julie and Krystelle and for Better Half, Elle and Heather.
As the girls return to the boutiques, the challengers get started.
Having each selected 100 items of clothing, the challenge gets harder as the girls TV presenting skills are put to the test with an impromptu spot on home shopping channel QVC.
But back at the boutiques, things aren’t quite so professional.
With Charlotte still absent and the others on the challenge, Nicola and Cassie find themselves on their own in Better Half and Nicola makes her stand as manager with a pyjama party!
Meanwhile, Jadene’s hardest task at Bows is getting Michaela to behave but could she have found a tactic that works? Instead of telling her off for not working as hard as the others, Jadene identifies Michaela’s strengths and crowns her Bows’ official entertainer, responsible for keeping the queues occupied as they wait to come into the boutique.
But, even this isn’t quite enough to keep Michaela in one place and soon she is in pyjamas and partying in Better Half, blaming Nicola for kidnapping her and making her have fun!
There is more trouble for Michaela as Jadene discovers mouse droppings in Bows and traces the source to Michaela’s half eaten food left lying in the stock room.
At Better Half, the situation isn’t much better as Nicola’s initial enthusiasm starts to diminish as she realises that she’s then only one doing any work.
Meanwhile, on the challenge, the girls aren’t having much more success as they struggle to find customers for their maternity range.
Even Cassie’s efforts to re-stock Better Half with a fantastic blag of 80 designer dresses leaves the others unimpressed and has her close to tears as Jadene tells her off for securing too much stock.
As Cassie says, when it’s all free, how can it ever be too much? Even the mentors agree.
So, with just four weeks remaining are the cracks starting to show and will the boutiques self-destruct as tempers fray and tension soars?
This week, Bows won the challenge, closing the gap to a 4-3 lead to Better Half.
But can they continue their winning streak or will Better Half hang onto their pole position?
There’s only one way to find out - tune in at 9pm, Tuesday, ITV2!
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Wed 28 Mar 2007
I found a penny today
laying on the ground.
But it’s not just a penny,
this little coin I’ve found.
 Found pennies come from heaven,
that’s what my Grandpa told me.
He said Angels toss them down.
Oh, how I loved that story.
He said when an Angel misses you,
they toss a penny down;
Sometimes just to cheer you up,
to make a smile out of your frown.
So, don’t pass by that penny
when you’re feeling blue.
It may be a penny from heaven
that an Angel’s tossed to you.
So now pass this on to people you care about
and who you feel are Angels to you.
I just did.
An Angel is now watching over you.
Have A Great Day!
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear “the rules”
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, You probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the  < I>other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is .
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or BASKETBALL.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
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