Womens Fashion By Joanne Louise

 

BECAUSE OF SIENNA MILLER.
Sales of Big Pants Go Through The Roof
Clothes retailer George said today (31 January 2007) that sales of big black support pants had gone through the roof thanks to movie star Sienna Miller
stepping out in a pair after a swanky party in New York.

Sales of George’s own version, which is virtually identical, were up a massive 230% when compared to this time last week for the £6 black control pants.

Generous George were also offering a free pair to anyone called
Sienna.  All customers have to do is to bring in their birth certificate to their nearest George store and collect a pair Free. 

“We can’t believe the reaction”, said George spokesperson, Ed Watson.  “When it comes to a fashion trend many people have thought the idea to be pants.  Our customers have said knickers to that and are buying them by the shed load - they
love them.”

The black control Batman pants are available in all ASDA stores.

This story ladies  does have it’s down side, Sales of Fosters beer have also grown by 230% over the same period, When surveyed 61% of men said they had lost there sex drive and felt they were drinking more to make their partners more appealing, so it looks that these big pants by George should carry a health warning & maybe are not so cost effective afterall.